So what is she like, the sister?

Sam? Oh, Sam is so cool.

You only say that because she let you

wear Pokémon onesies to bed for a year.

- True. That's a true statement. - [all laugh]

No, trust me. Sam is not cool. Her dad left her mom, right?

Walks right out when Tara's eight, Sam's 13.

Sam started acting out, getting in trouble with the cops.

And then, on Sam's 18th birthday, she leaves.

Ghosts them all.

Maybe Sam's changed.

I just don't want to see Tara hurt again.

So what, you're protecting Tara from her own sister now?

Well, someone has to.

Okay, so no guys are good enough for her,

and now her family's off-limits too?

[Mindy] Mmm, motive.

"If I can't have her, no one can."

What?

We know you have a crush on Tara.