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- you're not my daddy. - you wanna bust my horns?

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or do you want some spaghetti?

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- i want spaghettis. - of course. It's your favorite food, right?

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yep. I want you to watch me very carefully,

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so you'll learn how to cook.

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you don't know how to cook, you eat in restaurants every day.

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you don't wanna do that, because cooks in restaurants scratch their ass...

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and they touch the food, and it's no good, it's not clean.

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there's things you wanna spend your money on instead of restaurants, right?

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what do you want to spend your money on? Turtles...

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turtles. And stuff that i care about.

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what do you care about?

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i care about getting...

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food for my pets and...

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feeding them every day.

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that's right. Feeding them every day. If you don't feed the animals, what happens?

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they die. They die, right?

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this is called pasta puttanesca. You know what that means?

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that means bad girl's pasta,

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and there's only enough for one.