I have no idea how this happened.

We've got such a good safety record,

and we comply with all the safety codes.

I think it was just some kind of a freak accident, you know?

Well, you probably have insurance for that, right?

Yeah, of course. He's probably gonna get a huge settlement.

Yeah, I would think so.

I mean, it's your balls.

It kind of makes you think, doesn't it, how fragile we all are?

Especially our balls. They're just hanging there.

A little sack.

Any minute, could just be cut off forever.

What'd life be like, walking around without testicles?

Can you imagine that shit?

Yeah, actually, I rarely use my balls anymore at all.

What about the other night?

I thought you were gonna rub one out to Dancing with the Stars.

I mean that, you know,

Suzie and I have sex maybe once every three months.

You know, sexual frustration is really hard.