Oh, Mom invited herself, so…

- Oh, here we... Oh. - Hi, hon.

Oh, good, you're drunk. Well, it's 8 a.m. somewhere.

God, I used to love this mall.

Hey.

And I see you brought this one again. Very lovely.

- It's nice to see you, Wendy. - Yeah, I'll bet it is.

Hey, if anyone's looking for a gift for me…

What?

- Shut up. - What?

I'm gonna be an uncle? Uncle Owen? Like Star Wars?

Oh, my God. That's amazing.

- What? How? With who? - With me.

I'm done waiting around for a good man. I want a baby.

So I went to a clinic and all I know about the daddy

is that he's getting his master's in marine biology and I helped pay for it.

I love sea turtles.

- I get knocked up on Thursday. - Congratulations.

Honey. Aren't you happy for your sister?

No. Not... Not really, no.