You don`t wanna go to law school, remember?

l know. lt`s only nights. l wouldn`t have to stop working or anything.

-l`ll just put these down. l`ll be back. -No! l wanna talk about this.

l told you, it`s my parents, okay? They never shut up about it.

lf l don`t go, they won`t let me be a journalist.

``Let you``? You`re 24 years old, Stephen.

You don`t know how things go where l grew up, Caitlin. There are rules there.

lf your son`s not a doctor or lawyer, you`re nothing.

You`re writing for The New fucking Republic. lsn`t that good enough?

Not in Highland Park.

-l`m sorry, l-- -Stop apologizing for everything.

l was looking through your mail. You should be pissed at me.

-l`m not. -You`re gonna throw this out, right?

l can`t. l`m sorry.

Every station on the radio is talking about it:

Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield.

And these are supposed to be news stations.

So on Tuesday l started calling a few, and finally l got through to one...

...a Bible talk station in Kentucky.

l managed to convince the screener that l was a behavioral psychologist...