You're a... You're a great man.

Mm, that's a tantalizing proposition, I'll admit.

You must understand,

my objective here was to find proof of you.

Um, my name depends upon it.

Proof? What kind of proof?

Incontrovertible evidence of your existence

to prove my doubters wrong,

uh, like hair samples, a tooth,

nail clippings, feces.

Well, I have all those things. That seems like a fair deal.

In that case, why not?

I shall get you there, to the place you belong.

And in return, you will get me to mine.

Oh, yes. I'll prove the existence of not just one,

Imagine the headlines then.

Oh, wow! You really mean that? You're gonna take me?

Of course. I give you my word.

Okay. What is it?

-What? -Your word.