I know. There will be plenty of guys to satisfy us at After Prom.

Okay. Sorry, Slutty B. Anthony.

But this is about more than just girl power and getting laid.

Ugh, fine, you guys are such girls.

You should invite Bemis to prom.

I might invite him to the graduation party.

- Ooh. - Hi, guys.

- Hi, Jill. - Hi.

Jill, who did you take to prom?

Uhm, I went with, uh, Lily's dad.

So, look how well that turned out. Just kidding.

- Little girls. - Love you.

Not so little anymore.

Now they're just a bunch of washed-up skanks.

- What the fuck? Shut up. - Whoa.

- Excuse me. - They washed-up, they swag.

- They all washed-up. - Fuck you.

- It's over. - Crap, I got to pick up your sister.

I need some perfume. You got any?

Mom, she, she knows that you smoke.