Morty, I'm Michael Newman.

Michael Newman.

I'm about to rock your world.

Okay.

I gotta be honest with you. This place looks bigger from the outside.

Just kidding.

Hey, hey.

I think maybe there in the middle?

Sneaky.

Where's the box? Does it come with directions?

Not necessary.

Just point, click.

Eventually, it will program itself.

How much is this thing?

Because I ain't exactly Thurston Howell, you know?

Lucky for you, it's not in the bar-code system yet.

So I'm gonna have to just give it to you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the catch here, man?

Want me to take my shirt off for you? Because I don't play for that team.

Hey. Man, get out of here.