Hey, did those kids write on your face?

Here. I'll get it.

Can we please just go home?

Okay, well, we'll perform your birthday ceremony later.

Then you'll be ready for adulthood

and its gauntlet of challenges.

You know, in ancient times,

you celebrated your day of birth

with a solemn quest.

Of course, those were nothing compared to the challenges

of the old days.

Mom?

Mom?

Will, you're not gonna get that thing working.

I think I've got it.

I'm gonna watch from over here

for when it blows up.

Hello? Hello?

I'll bet good money you can't get it to work.

Oh, is that right?