Remarkable.

Uh, wait. So, you called me by my...

How do you know me?

I wrote the letter.

You wrote this?

You asked me here to discover you?

Oh, discov... No, no, no.

I asked you here to help me.

Over this way.

Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed. Sorry if it smells a little.

I don't entertain that much.

Ever.

If I might ask, how did you find me?

Oh, well, I've read all about you.

I think that one's my favorite, right there.

Let's see. I think there might be a picture.

Let's move along, shall we?

So, I need someone who knows the wild places of the world,

someone who believes in my existence,

but, you know, doesn't want to shoot me.