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because you have so much masturbation shame.

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You need to take responsibility for yourself and snap one off

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wherever you want to in your own home.

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You own your house. You own your own business.

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I mean, you used to be a bartender here.

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Now look at what you have.

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I know, but come on. What... What, really, do I have?

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Okay? It's a pain in the ass.

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I work all the time. What does it get me?

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Nobody cares about extracts, certainly not my wife.

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The stock guy with the shitty band probably gets laid more often than I do.

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Yeah, but he probably lives in a really crappy apartment.

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I would very gladly move into a crappy apartment

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if the bathroom wasn't right next to the TV.

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It belonged to my father.

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He passed away last month and we have all these stupid bills,

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and it's just been really hard for me, you know?

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He was really into fusion.

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You know, I'm not supposed to say this,

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but given the circumstances,