But the way my life's been going lately, that ain't such a bad thing.

You're looking for a universal remote control?

Yeah. Just one device to do it all for me...

...make my life a little easier, quicker, not so damn complicated.

I'm not supposed to do this, but you seem like a good guy.

Hey. Somebody noticed. Thank you.

I'm gonna show you a remote we just got in...

...that's probably the most advanced piece of technology...

...we have in this place.

- Sounds sweet. - It is sweet.

The latest, greatest universal remote not even on the market yet.

I guess the O'Doyles' remote can bite my advanced-technological ass then.

I don't know the O'Doyles...

...but they can bite it hard.

Yeah.

Come in the back with me.

Okay.

This is-This is very nice of you.

- What's your name, anyways? - Call me Morty.

Morty, I'm Michael Newman.