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Absolutely.

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# Papa was a rolling stone... #

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Roosevelt High School... beautiful.

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A fully integrated educational institution,

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which of course meant 6,000 black guys and me.

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And then I hit puberty.

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That made things worse

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because my penis never got any bigger.

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I mean, I was hung like a 3- year-old.

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Hey, seriously, these guys had rhinoceros penises... huge.

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You know, I've heard black men complain

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that they're unfairly stereotyped.

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Man, I'd love to have a stereotype like that.

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Now, because I had such a minuscule schlonger,

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I turned to drugs.

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Unfortunately, the drugs really made me paranoid.

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Howard's Mother: Howard, I smell smoke. Are you smoking in there?

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There's no smoke in here.

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Howard, your father wants to see you downstairs.

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[Gargles]