Um, an old shaman in the valley helped me a little.

Not only that, he taught me how to play chess.

-Smart shaman. -Not really.

I mean, I beat him every time. He's a lousy player.

And he cheats. He's a cheater.

Eight feet tall, chest circumference 70 inches,

Well, I'd say it's more like, you know, 630 pounds.

You know, it's the hair that makes me look heavier, I think.

It's a... It's a little deceptive. It can be frustrating.

Whoa, sir! Wow, your hands!

-Do you mind if I smell you? -Um, yeah, sure.

I mean, I bathed recently.

You know, like, two weeks ago in a creek.

Uh, so, should... You didn't drink from the creek, did you?

Remarkable.

Uh, wait. So, you called me by my...

How do you know me?

I wrote the letter.

You wrote this?

You asked me here to discover you?