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Mascots (2016)

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Don't know. I'm not in that business.

Mascots (2016)

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Maybe 200 feet?

Mascots (2016)

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I'm in the business of "it needs to be higher," though.

Mascots (2016)

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Hello, there. I'm Upton French.

Mascots (2016)

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I'm the program manager of the Gluten Free Channel,

Mascots (2016)

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which is on your basic-tier cable package

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that runs in over two cities nationwide.

Mascots (2016)

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[inhales sharply] Um...

Mascots (2016)

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The channel's owned by Panorama Datacom, and I've done a bunch of shows for them,

Mascots (2016)

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starting with the sailing networks, SN1 and 2.

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SN1 went under, as it were.

Mascots (2016)

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You may remember, it was a live television event.

Mascots (2016)

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We did Santa's Rocking Holiday Regatta,

Mascots (2016)

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and the boat carrying Santa Claus turtled,

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and Santa just went right down.

Mascots (2016)

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He was gone,

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and we never really lived down the name the Channel That Killed Santa Claus.

Mascots (2016)

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But I licked my wounds. I just kept going.

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FRC was next, the Fence and Railing Channel.

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We did have a very good-looking pole driver on there,