- Matty, hold down the fort while I'm gone. - Okay, Dad.

Okay, George, this is it. The baby suite is finished.

And here's the bill. Ju-Just don't go nuts, George.

- Went to the doctor today. - And? - And right on schedule.

- By the time I passed them, he was gone. - George!

Look who's up! He wouldn't miss it for the world.

- The contractions are about five minutes apart. - Okay, hold on.

- Did you see the name on her tag? Megan. - Yes.

- You're going somewhere? - Oh, just down the hall, Mr. Banks.

- The ice man arrives. - Almost. Almost. Almost. There we are.

I'd like to turn her over to the chief resident.

What if she doesn't get the baby out in time?

watching you sip your water and talk to the waiter,

But now, well-- I rush home to tell him the news, and as soon as I say the word ''Boston,'' his face drops.

Franck Banks. It's got kind of a continental ring to it, don't you think?

compared to the roller coaster I've been on this past year.

Why must I always be the only feminist in this family?

- Saints go marchin' in - Like the hair, it's really too square.

- I love you - I look like the guy you married, right?

- Who's Ava? - Oh, just the girl who did it, that's all.