What were you and Bemis talking about?

Ugh. So, I gave a great presentation on Kant today,

and then found this in my locker.

"I KANT stand this KUNT." That's actually pretty clever.

Well, fuck you, because Bemis

said that my unpacking of the third formulation was enlightened.

Mmm. Are you sure he wasn't talking about the unpacking of his cock?

That... Ten and two.

Jesus.

Who goes there? What up?

- What up? - Okay, okay. I knew it was you.

Thank you for putting up my draconian security protocol.

How y'all doing? Have a seat.

Uh, I laid out a little sample sale here.

We got Pluto OG, aka Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Next up we got one I call Kramer, because it like pops in.

You know I'm saying? And then we got Strawberry Cough

and Barack O'bubba Kush, because I know you're political and shit.

- Ha! - Get some Cough.

That was your bro's favorite, too.