Bed Bath & Beyond it is.

Hey, man?

You guys got any universal remote controls in there?

- For a shower curtain or a bathmat? - For a television.

I don't think so. Maybe for a blanket?

You got a remote for a blanket?

Sorry, I don't work here. I'm waiting for my friends.

You're kidding me.

Actually, yes. I don't have any friends. Will you be my friend?

Wow, man.

Bed. Bed.

Bath. Bath.

Bed.

So tired of my life.

Beyond?

Sorry to sneak up on you. I just-

You guys got a universal remote control back here?

Something stinks like stale french fries.

All right, that's probably me.

You know, fast food shortens your life.