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Robots

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You don't come across old-fashioned values like that anymore, friends.

Robots

1.5s

And for good reason.

Robots

1.9s

There's no money in it!

Robots

3.8s

Hello? Memo to Bigweld: We're not a charity.

Robots

3.1s

That's why old fat face no longer sits in the big chair.

Robots

1.5s

He's a relic.

Robots

4.2s

So I don't wanna hear another, "Where's Bigweld?"

Robots

3.7s

We'll see him next month at the Bigweld Ball. He always goes to that.

Robots

3.4s

Now, let's get down to the business of sucking every loose penny...

Robots

3s

...out of Mr. And Mrs. Average-Knucklehead.

Robots

1.3s

What's our big-ticket item?

Robots

2.3s

Upgrades, people. Upgrades.

Robots

1.4s

That's how we make the dough.

Robots

4.8s

Now, if we're telling robots that no matter what they're made of, they're "fine"...

Robots

3.5s

...how can we expect them to feel crummy enough about themselves...

Robots

2.6s

...to buy our upgrades and make themselves look better?

Robots

3.5s

Therefore, I've come up with a new slogan.

Robots

3.6s

"Why be you when you can be new?"

Robots

2.7s

I gotta tell you, I think it's brilliant...

Robots

6.1s

...but, honestly, I'd like to hear what you employees think about this.