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Pixels (2015)

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The Bifocal Blaster is here, by the way.

Pixels (2015)

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I want an island.

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Oh, my God.

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There are 18,617 named islands

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that are part of the United States and its territories.

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Not to mention all the countless unnamed ones,

Pixels (2015)

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like the soon-to-be-called Edwahii.

Pixels (2015)

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Mmm. You're not getting an island.

Pixels (2015)

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Then I want a full pardon. I wanna get outta here for good.

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And after I do, I don't wanna pay no taxes like,

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forever.

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And no sales tax. If I wanna buy some, for instance, gum,

Pixels (2015)

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I wanna flash me a card that says "I saved the world."

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I don't have to pay no shitballs taxes on the gum.

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And I want a stealth-attack helicopter, like they fly over the Super Bowl

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at my disposal, at all times.

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You know, so I can fly around.

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If the world's still here, I don't wanna deal with traffic no more.

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And lastly,

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I want you to set up a romantic rendezvous