Of course, now, you're not obliged to take it.

Of course I'll take it.

There's just one thing. You see, I...

I told him that I could sell him a cheaper bible,

but no, naturally he wanted the best, the best, of course, being the deluxe edition

with the lady's name printed in child-in-the-manger gold letters.

Oh, he would.

Bringing a balance due of, uh... $8.00? $8.00.

$8.00?

Well, that's, uh, $8.00 minus the dollar deposit,

making it $7.00.

Um, I'll go get my purse.

- Well, you're not obliged to take it, now. - Of course I'm obliged!

He ordered the deluxe!

(AUDIENCE LAUGHS ON RADIO)

MAN 1: 'But cold or no cold, it's good to be back in old Manhattan.

MAN 2: 'Well, tell me, Jack, you've been in town now since Thursday.

- 'What have you been doing with yourself?' - 'Oh, I've had a lot of fun, Don.

'I saw some shows, went to a couple of nightclubs,

'and last night, I was invited over to Fred Allen's apartment for dinner.'