It's due Tuesday. If I don't finish, I'm off it, so...

The kids have been talking about camping all year.

Think I don't know that?

It's just every choice I make, everything I do...

...I disappoint somebody.

Make sure you don't keep disappointing the wrong people.

I'm not out drinking or gambling or hitting on chicks.

I'm working my ass off so my family can have a better life...

...than I dreamed of when I was a kid.

The only way for that to happen is for me to watch this stinking show!

So relax, hon.

Are you kidding me?

Will you give me a break one time?

Damn it! The O'Doyles got a stinking universal remote control.

We're gonna have one too.

I'm sick of this.

You want me to open the garage for you?

Closed.

Closed.

Open.