Come on, get them off the damn pier!

- What is all this, some kind of spill? - Something like that.

Look, I work for the Nuclear Regulatory Commission...

...but accidents and spills aren't my field.

We know.

You know you've interrupted a 3-year study of the Chernobyl earthworm?

Yeah, you're the worm guy, right?

The radioactive contamination in that area has mutated the earthworm's DNA.

- You know what that means? - I got a feeling I'm about to find out.

It means, because of a man-made accident...

...the Chernobyl earthworms are now 17% larger than they were before.

- Seventeen percent? Sounds pretty big. - They're enormous.

That's what I'm saying. I'm a biologist.

I take radioactive samples and I study them.

- Great. Here's your sample. Study it. - What sample?

- You're standing in it. - I don't see it.

Where is it?

I don't see it.

Colonel! Colonel!

That was a footprint! I was standing inside of a footprint!