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Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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That's a joke, right? I get it.

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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- That's a joke, right? - Maybe.

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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- It was a joke, sir. - Yes.

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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Oh, you think this is a joke?

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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- It's already started. - I understand.

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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- I thought since we were here to... - So you start a brawl.

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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to have a man under my command start a fucking bar brawl?

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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Reader's Digest is considering publishing two of my jokes.

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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But you are a maniac, and you'd better start changing your life.

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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Now, let's start off with the fact that English is a fantastic language.

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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If the engine's humming, it's already started.

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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Okay, she goes in the kitchen, she gets a knife, she starts stabbing you.

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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I feel like a fox in a chicken coop.

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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All of a sudden, Well, I got drunk. All of a sudden, I went for a tattoo.

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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I think that I see a pattern forming here.

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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They're starting to cut you with knives, putting spoons in your eyes.

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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Our jeep gets blown off the road and his van won't start.

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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I work for a living, airman.

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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I come home in a box.

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

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I am a lieutenant and I would like salutes occasionally.