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Private Benjamin (1980)

4.7s

I don't know how to say this, but you were starting to act a bit weird again.

Private Benjamin (1980)

3.8s

Starting tomorrow, I do not let you out of my sight.

Private Benjamin (1980)

2s

No, I am a great leader!

Private Benjamin (1980)

2.1s

Darling, I have a very bad headache.

Private Benjamin (1980)

2.6s

Shall I make a long story short?

Private Benjamin (1980)

3.6s

I brought a little something I think you're going to love.

Private Benjamin (1980)

3.5s

I thought it would be a few leg lifts, a little stretching...

Private Benjamin (1980)

4.5s

Then about twice a week, I spring a surprise inspection on them.

Private Benjamin (1980)

2.8s

I have been assigned to a new post.

Private Benjamin (1980)

2.3s

A special assignment on the ground, I hope.

Private Benjamin (1980)

1.7s

I want to have a baby with you.

Private Benjamin (1980)

3.6s

And I have to tell you, I am frankly a little shocked.

Private Benjamin (1980)

2.6s

I took my life in my own hands. I made a mistake.

Private Benjamin (1980)

3.1s

No, I want to be perfectly conscious when I call a cab.

Private Benjamin (1980)

4.6s

You see, I did join the Army, but I joined a different Army.

Private Benjamin (1980)

3.7s

But now I am a Thornbird And as proud as I can be

Private Benjamin (1980)

3.8s

My therapist said that I had a neurotic need to find a father figure.

Private Benjamin (1980)

2.4s

- Yes, sir! - Can I offer your team a lift?

Private Benjamin (1980)

3s

...but I have been assigned to a new post.

Private Benjamin (1980)

2.3s

...it's not our year. I am a good leader.