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American Horror Story (2011) - S01E04 Horror

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And then I can feel free to fall in love with a 25-year-old who has great biceps.

American Horror Story (2011) - S01E04 Horror

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[ Liquid Bubbling ]

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[ Hissing ]

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Be home around 4:00.

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I need help carving these pumpkins.

American Horror Story (2011) - S01E04 Horror

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Who is that?

American Horror Story (2011) - S01E04 Horror

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It's Marie Antoinette. I'm doing a famous French figures theme this year.

American Horror Story (2011) - S01E04 Horror

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I'm hitting the gym.

American Horror Story (2011) - S01E04 Horror

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Well, make sure you wear a condom.

American Horror Story (2011) - S01E04 Horror

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And pick me up some Gala apples.

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I thought these Golden Delicious would look dramatic in the bobbing bucket.

American Horror Story (2011) - S01E04 Horror

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They just look dull and depressing.

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There's no contrast.

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Why would I wear a condom at the gym?

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Maybe because you're screwing that twink trainer of yours. And I need gourds.

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I'm going to hang them on the tree out front, spray-paint them...

American Horror Story (2011) - S01E04 Horror

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and they're going to be these clever little organic ghosts.

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You know what? I am.

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- You are what? - Screwing my trainer.

American Horror Story (2011) - S01E04 Horror

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You know what else? He's a power bottom. He loves it.