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Happy Gilmore (1996)

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Who's the girl?

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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Quit, and the house is yours.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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And the guy who comes in last?

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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Cut the golf sissy crap and finish up.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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...and number forty-three. The rest of you...

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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You touch me, I burn the house down and piss on the ashes.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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"HA" was on one cheek and "PPY" on the other.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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In the meantime, just stay here and have some fun.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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A large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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You get on the horse. It goes up, down and around.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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I could make things out of clay and lay by the bay.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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Ladies and gentlemen, the 18th hole is a par three, 160 yards.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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Oh? I hear you broke a rake and threw it in the woods.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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And you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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Hit it around the tower, sink your putt and we'll go to sudden death.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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...and I was the only guy to ever try to stab someone with his skates.