‐ Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?

‐ I know! So, we'd better get started!

Why do you always get to be the teacher?

You know, most people like me.

‐ You know, I was gonna vote no

‐ Which means I get to be the teacher now!

Give me a body before you get us sued!

but my real birthday present was getting to spend the day

‐ You know, I bet I could be a better teacher than you.

‐ You know, I've always had a thing for bad boys.

You have to grade papers, you have to prepare lesson plans, meet with parents.

how are you allowed to talk?

Used in a sentence, "what's a guy gotta do to get some antidisestablishmentarianism around here?"

well, I didn't want to distract you.

[normal voice] You know, I was always more of a George guy anyway.

Today, I want you to call me Geraldo!

If it's civil war you seek to eschew,

but you seem to have today flawlessly mapped out to the very millisecon‐‐

♪ But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot ♪

‐ Well, that's... that's very kind of you to say.