Harvey Birdman, attorney at law!

Birdman!

Harvey Birdman, nice to meet you.

Bat him, Birdman. He's a crocodile.

When I stared at your sculpted yet thigh

Together we're a quasar burning at both ends.

Look at that big old gut on you.

I want his 2.99 a pound at the Costco!

Manatees. Don't see why there's laws protecting them. Ain't nothing but floating meat sacks.

Look at that big ol' gut on you, looks like one big ab.

if love ever comes to you late at night be sure to let her in because you don't

Have you ever had a dream that's so real that you don't know if you're dreaming or not?

And then you wake up and damn if you're not already in love.

Well that happened to me the day I found her.

Or should I say the day we found each other.

Yes mother, yes.

The colonic solution worked splendidly.

little peanut poo. No! What do I look like, an ATM? Baby, don't be that way.

Ah, this is getting old, honey. Real old. I'll call you later, mother.

Focus, Myron. Focus.