Pinkie Pie: (singing very rapidly) And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone

there were two regal sisters who ruled together and created harmony for all the land.

Luna: I'm so sorry! I missed you so much, big sister!

And now you have lots and lots of friends.

Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their kingdom and their subjects, all the different types of ponies.

And I know who you are.

and if you don't have any friends you must be lonely,

What's with you and falling off cliffs today?

and if you're new, it means you haven't met anyone yet, and if you haven't met anyone yet, you must not have any friends,

You know that I value your diligence and that I trust you completely,

And how did YOU know about Nightmare Moon, huh? Are you a spy?!

You were all, "Hello!" and I was all, (gasp) remember?

You see, I never saw you before, and if I never saw you before, that means you're new,

We are gonna be the best of friends, you and I.

And, I have an even more essential task for you to complete:

Are you not happy that your quest is complete and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?

(rapidly) Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie and I threw this party just for you!

and if he thinks he can scare you he's got another thing coming

and the very idea of such a thing makes you wanna...HAHAHAHA hehehe...

well, except for that time I saw you walking into town and I went (gasp)