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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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She wants to go to a spinning class with me. What is up with that?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Wow, he's such a sweetie. Don't you just want to eat him up?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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The problem is with me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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And I want us to be buddies again. I don't want you to hate me anymore.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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You have to be firm with him.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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You want a cup of coffee before you go?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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But, you know, with a cute ass.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Are you sure that you don't want me to stay and do the dishes?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Do you really want me to tell a 10-year-old boy

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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And if you want, I can go pick up lunch and bring it back and we can have a picnic.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Alan, Rose is using you to get to me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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All right, you had sex last night. You don't have to turn into Mr. Bojangles.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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But we don't match up with any other socks.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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You see, the problem isn't with who I go out with.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Are you kidding? I want to hear more about that sonogram.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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- I'm just saying... - Not everybody is trying to get to you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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making friends with him to get to me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Dude, this isn't the same thing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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It's just that you're a kid. And what you want doesn't matter.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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- What do you want? - Uncle Charlie.