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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I grew up in a town outside of Minneapolis...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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The town that I grew up in was really small. I mean...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I mean, a girl could just walk from one end of town to the other...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Okay. I'm sorry. I must not have heard that part.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and I boiled them all and then I just...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And then I got older and I got more and more nervous...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And I was just obsessing about it and I was like:

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I don't kiss and tell.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And I know that, and that shit is everywhere.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I finished. And then I stole the dog.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Mom, I left my phone somewhere and I...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and I like seeing you happy.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Hey, hey! Watch the language, okay? I have a family.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- I can imagine. - And I didn't have any bread.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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When I was young, I tried, and it didn't happen.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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No, I was... I thought you were really boring and...

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and then I "sell" it on eBay.

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and I just wanna go home, okay?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I don't... You know what, I'm a gentleman and I don't...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and then, I don't know, I just kind of stopped trying.