I don't care what you say, but say it with humor. These crowds expect it.

But women don't rush the stage for comedians.

- (crowd) No! - The same way we pick a jury.

I am in total agreement, without equivocation,

women rushing the stage, fainting, for Elvis, for the Beatles,

I'm begging you, please. I'm like a man without water. An acerbic comment, would it kill you?

I brought you some camouflage and thermals 'cause it's gonna be cold up there. Follow me, men.

We have a great show for you tonight, so without any further ado...

It'll be the first time I'll be in front of an audience without him.

I took a poll, and one third of Congressmen and women thought this was still the present fashion.

Historians have written that our founding fathers were brilliant and courageous men,

You're a comedian who talks about politics. So when you talk about politics without the comedy,

I hope this doesn't sound silly, but the other two candidates are family men.

A succubus is some sort of a demon that sucks the life out of healthy men.

- It's no... - I got it!

I got it. I got it. I got it.

It's my mess. It's my mess.

It's alphabetical.

It's alphabetical.

It's true.