Thanks for your honesty.

It's not good for the stock offering, really.

I was always hoping in my own heart for a Brazilian Pope - Pope Raul -

- But you have your own TV show. - But on the show I ask the questions.

- Doctors used to recommend cigarettes? - Said they were good for you.

- No, it's good. - Well, he told me about your drug problem and...

- Ready for your piña colonic? - What are you doing here?

for Mick Jagger, just to say, This is your baby!

(woman) Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for your patience.

Do something new for your boyfriend. Put in a little squeaky toy.

More and more people are watching your show, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher for news.

Can I get change for this, please? My dollar won't work in your machine.

(man) Welcome to The Tom Dobbs Show. Please have your tickets ready for the ushers.

They should be changed frequently and for the same reason. Keep that in mind when you vote. Good night.

Mr. Dobbs, how would you explain your decision to run for President of the United States?

If you wanna tinker with it for a future election, it's not only your prerogative, I encourage you.