Oh, a man with a plan!

-He went out with my wife! -Joey!

- There wasn't actually a plan. - I'm sure there wasn't a plan.

No, actually, I already have a dinner plan with my fiancée.

You got this guy with the smoking hot wife.

I did not go out with your wife! Okay?

Just planning my bachelor party with my best man.

Spent a year planning your big day.

Have fun planning your mellow party.

He always wants more! He probably wants to sleep with my wife!

-Are you planning on inviting us? -No. Later!

Was it Benji's wife? She's a hot piece of ass.

I got a lot of big home-improvement plans.

You wanna get married? I need a wife before the debate.

That's my ex-wife, who I am not on good terms with. I just farted a little while back there.

You know, I haven't had a real friend since my wife passed.

Had to deal with drunks, hecklers, and angry waitresses, one of which is my ex-wife.

I'm sure he has a plan. Why don't you ask him?

Because who would have a plan for something so fucked up?

I shot a cow with a bazooka.