I tried it five days ago, and I have not been able to take a crap since.

A 23-year-old male, five days without a bowel movement after participating in the eating contest.

As amazing as I am, the tank weighs close to 320 pounds, and he can run 40 yards in less than five seconds, which means he can take down a quarterback with roughly 1,700 pounds of force.

He predicted you were gonna be a star.

Oh, you said it, not me.

Sats dropped to the 70s.

Heart rate in the 140s.

So in terms of the physical therapy... Dr. Lincoln.

What's going on?

Spitals just started plummeting.

BP is now below 90 over 70.

He was fine two minutes ago.

All right.

Start him on pressors.

We need to re-intubate him.

Now.

Get in Dugu and get me an intubation tray.

Yeah.

What are you working on?

My case report for my partial heart transplant.