Everyone wants two of them And half of everyone else who's around

Oh. Chingy and tequila. Seduction has no two finer allies.

And a smug one, too.

And I will send a boat or a plane, whatever, okay?

A- And there's a better than 50/50 chance it'll actually start.

With a little bit of that... and a little bit of that.

A couple of days and I'm... I'm history.

Of course I'm screwed up. I'm the daughter of a thief and a slut.

We were having coffee and we were talking and then we did a little shopping.

and now I'm getting back together with a woman who,

And I realize this is a really important moment for us.

It just wasn't a good time. I had a lot of homework and he was really tired.

He is wasted and leaving a path of destruction in his wake.

No, Seth, you're a good guy. And that's why I like you.

Look... I've had a lot of time to sit here, vibrating at a very high frequency and think.

That's your idea of being a real dad? Abandoning me and moving to Hawaii?

It was just a quick kiss, and then I, like, ran out of there, but...

Oh, yeah, that's a storybook romance with our illegitimate children and our tapped phone lines.

Maybe I should hire you a tutor and she can catch you up on everything.

Wait, so you've been back for a while and you didn't... I don't know, call me?