And he's a big fan of yours and he's about to leave, so...

- Don't worry, it's a party for two. - Gross.

I have had as much to drink as you have and I'm half the si...

Oh, that's too bad. I thought those two were a perfect match.

And I should take a shower. I smell like a fermented grape.

that she saw you and Jess enter a room and close the door.

One at a time. And drink tons of water.

And after a week of not hearing from her, she leaves a message saying

And I'm planning a special welcome home celebration for him.

Okay. Jess and I, we hit it off a little.

Tall, tan, and a face you just want to... flatten.

- And risk keeping a drug dealer near his daughter's school? - I'm not a drug dealer.

- So you know him? - I know of him. He's a big Irish conservative, real letter of the law type.

All you did was give Trey a chance, and you believed in him. And it's like, look,

And if gallantry and/or stupidity were defenses to felony dealing charges, you'd be a free man.

And to sweeten the mea culpa even a little bit further,

There's a hers bathrobe and some fuzzy slippers in the closet.

I'd like to make a toast. To Seth and his subversive vision

And I figured you had a rough enough week as it was.

He's a senior and a water polo player. So you guys don't exactly run in the same circles.