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Mallrats (1995)

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Where do you get those wonderful toys?

Mallrats (1995)

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Is he gone? Halfway to Buy Me Toys by now.

Mallrats (1995)

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Shit, the stories I could tell you! Really?

Mallrats (1995)

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What kind of story did you give him?

Mallrats (1995)

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Of course I was only 14. But that's another story.

Mallrats (1995)

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The network would like to buy the rights to your story …

Mallrats (1995)

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<i>But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story.</i>

Mallrats (1995)

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I told him, "Donald …

Mallrats (1995)

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"I have to attend. It's my ball."

Mallrats (1995)

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And then he said:

Mallrats (1995)

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"The lodge only throws their ball once every decade.

Mallrats (1995)

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"Why can't you ever attend my balls?"

Mallrats (1995)

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And I said, "Jesus Christ, Donald, that's what I've been doing for 30 years."

Mallrats (1995)

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You're such an idiot.

Mallrats (1995)

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Gov. Dalton, this is Jared Svenning …

Mallrats (1995)

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the gentleman to whom you are presenting the honorarium.

Mallrats (1995)

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Governor, it's a pleasure to meet you.

Mallrats (1995)

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Might I add, you're absolutely stunning this evening?

Mallrats (1995)

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You can dispense with the ass-munching.

Mallrats (1995)

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You're getting your check.