With 99% of the vote in, comedian Tom Dobbs has won Texas.

I'm tracking her on her GPS.

I believe her.

that could put Dobbs over the top of the 270 needed.

Jack, I've been trying to call her but I can't reach her.

- Hi. I'm Amy Poehler. - I'm Tina Fey. And here are tonight's top stories.

Yes, first opportunity I get I'll pick her up, bring her to the airport.

Did you meet with her personally?

Don't believe her so quickly, Tom.

Her motives aren't quite clear to us,

Yes, sir. I'm in her hotel now.

OK. You mean to tell me that we didn't shut down her access when we let her go?

Whether she was being diligent in her work,

Do you know how I might reach her?

Well, just off the top of my head, I was thinking Bruce Springsteen as Secretary of State.

and I could be obsessed with Angelina - I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something.

You're in love with her. She could tell you Gandhi ate hot dogs and you'd believe her. Take a look at this.

- You don't believe her, do you? - I do. It's true.

Bring it back, bring her back. I want constant updates.

(Tom) They're trying to discredit her. She's not psychotic, OK?