- Joke. - Little one. Little joke.

Remember the motto It's no joke? It's no joke!

We don't stock the charger for that anymore. How long have you had that phone?

We just usually do fake news and jokes.

You give speech after speech, nothing's funny.

If you tell a joke and it stinks but you put a laugh track over it, the joke still stinks.

Tom, can't you do just two jokes of mine?

Forthright isn't the word I'm looking for.

I could, but nobody would believe me. Not anymore.

Maybe I haven't disclosed enough, and that really isn't easy for me, especially now that I know you...

Good point. But this wasn't just funny in the abstract,

There isn't a paper trail. It's not the way the Delacroy system is set up. Congress knew that.

- They'll get funny when I'm back on the show. - It's too dry.

- I taught Tom everything he knows about comedy. - Except how to be funny.

Everything they say seems credible. And so, as it goes on, nothing seems credible anymore.

It's... I know. We're not on book anymore and the cue-card guy is going...

Thanks for coming. This isn't the actual show. The cameras are pointing at nothing

I didn't tell him. He's just making a joke. We'll talk about it later, honestly. It's OK.

Do a couple of those Eleanor Green jokes and we get this stuff way, way behind you, all right?

It isn't like you were in some side street gettin' head like, uh, Hugh, uh, whatshisname.