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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Smoke my pole.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I'm smoking hot.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Wow, this is pretty crowded.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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...the more pot I could ultimately smoke.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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It's a free country, Bambi. I can smoke out here if I want to.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And you feel it and...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and it was...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and you get there and it's...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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It sounds unpleasant and it is.

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and it was the greatest...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and it's pain and it's... You know, you lose weight...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and compromise the integrity of it.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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It's not about fucking and balls and pussy.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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It's not about cock and ass and tits and butthole pleasures.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and we'd put it on the television...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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That's the long and short of it.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And so we're doing it and I'm about to finish...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and then act it out as it was going on...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And I was just obsessing about it and I was like:

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- It's just so big and thick. - Okay.