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How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E04

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"Sloth love Chunk."

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Kids, when you're single, all you're looking for is happily-ever-after,

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E04

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but only one of your stories can end that way.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E04

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The rest end with someone getting hurt. This is one of those stories.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E04

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- And it starts with a shirt. - A shirt?

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E04

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Just listen.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E04

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Because none of this would have happened

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if it hadn't have been for that shirt,

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- Nice shirt. - Right? Right?

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E04

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Look at those colors. Green and brown, together at last.

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- Hot top, bro. Is it new? - That's the crazy part.

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I've had this shirt for, like, six years. Until this morning, I wasn't into it at all,

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but now it's like my tastes have changed.

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- Booger. - Yes, hello, Barney.

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Barney's offered me 50 bucks to say some stupid word on a live news report.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E04

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Not some stupid word. "Booger."

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- But I'm not doing it. I am a journalist. - What? Journalist?

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E04

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You do the little fluff pieces at the end of the news.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E04

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Old people, babies, monkeys. That's not journalism.

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That's just things in a diaper.