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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Put the dead thing down.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.8s

Hell, that thing's not dead.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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totally changes the way you look at things.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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And you know, I'll tell you another thing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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What's your take on this whole no-keeping-score thing?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Jake, you should probably put your dead thing down, too.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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She just needed a little time to sort things out.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Last thing you want is to wind up with a hump.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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I'll tell you one thing, I am not paying for dinner.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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A couple of things have changed, I can bring you up to date.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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up until the poison and the stabbing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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This is the same Gloria who drives the kid van?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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That explains the tuxedo.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Anything for the kids.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Curvature of the spine.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Really? The guy at the tux shop said I looked dashing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Me, on the other hand,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Jake, for the last time,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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The gateway to Van Nuys.