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The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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- One-twenty? - Oh, I'm sorry, did I insult you?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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No, congratulations will have been in order.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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- You don't have buffets in lndia? - Of course, but it's all lndian food.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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I have been telling you since you were 4.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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"Mary, you have to take your time with Sheldon."

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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You know, we have an lndian gentleman at our church.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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...and told him it's against the law to have yellow cake uranium in a shed.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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How come you didn't go in to work today?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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Oh, we will. You have to take your time with Sheldon.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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...but you two don't feel any obligation to join in.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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As you know, several weeks ago in our first encounter...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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...and instead have written books...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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...before you gotta throw a stick of dynamite in the water?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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You can't find a bagel in Mumbai to save your life.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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Oh, glow-in-the-dark tampons.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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Are you sure? There are a lot of advantages to buying in bulk.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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Now, if you assume 15 tampons per cycle in a 28-day cycle--

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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You're a physicist. You belong at the university doing research, not in your room.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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Only eight consonants in the Hawaiian language.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E04 The Luminous Fish Effect

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...we may have gotten off on the wrong foot...