[DR. JOHN'S MAKIN' WHOOPEE PLAYS]

MAN: Disappointed in Denver.

MAN: Sleepless in Seattle.

Your brother Dennis is professor at Johns Hopkins.

The tree man. You fell in love with the tree man?

Today, I'm consider myself the luckiest man-man-man on the face of the earth-earth-earth.

MAN: This man sells the greatest soup you've ever eaten, and he is the meanest man in America.

♪ Woman needs man ♪ ♪ And man must have his mate ♪

MAN: Excuse me, Mr. Baldwin? Yes.

Oh, honey. He's a lovely man, Annie.

[TAMMY WYNETTE'S STAND BY YOUR MAN PLAYS]

♪ Stand by your man ♪♪

You'll be Man of the Year in Seattle Magazine.

♪ 'Cause after all he's just a man ♪

It scared the shit out of every man in America!

MAN: Mummy got sick. And it happened just like that.

♪ Giving all your love to just one man ♪

In movies, women always scratch up the man's back and screaming.

you're the most attractive man I ever lay ears on. Pfft.

MAN: Subject of this evening's medical update is: You and your spleen.