Ladies and gentlemen, it's now time for the campaign.

I'll remember this, ladies and gentlemen. It's an old phrase,

(woman) Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for your patience.

Other third thought I looked like former first lady Barbara Bush...

Listen, if there's an 85-year-old lady in a walker and she's a terrorist,

The next thing you know, they're patting down an 85-year-old lady in a walker.

Kid driving the truck is from Pittsburgh. Apparently he lost control on the ice, went right off the road.

Also, remember the best birth control, ladies. The best birth control and the cheapest is simply this.

You can see an old lady wearing a flag thong and go, Grandma, don't tell me where Old Glory is!

When I was a young boy, I used to look at pictures of naked ladies. Hence, my right hand is very strong.

Out of curiosity...

For ease of voting, speed and accuracy of vote.

That was part one of the unusual progression of events.

They got me in because of my seriousness of purpose.

We're talking about freedom of speech. And freedom of religion -

and lack of accountability.

I'm out of ammo!

of government of the people, by the people, for the people.

I'm tired of the Republican Party and of the Democratic Party.

Can you get control of this, please? Get control of this!