Look at the women you date,

Victoria is the only woman you've dated

Ted, remember when we were dating and we threw that party

??? How I Met Your Mother 7x24 ??? The Magician's Code, pt2 Original Air Date on May 14, 2012

the key on your necklace?

Remember the time you had your tonsils out?

The same thought that will pop into your heads

you're never getting home for the birth of your son.

uh, the-the snout-- uh, the head.

the first time you see your best friend holding their baby.

What the hell is the Magician's Code?!

taught me the importance of the Code

what's the quickest way to the sunset?

Got it. "The Tale of the Cursed Pants."

The debunking of the freakishly long arm hair.

the-the time Barney saved a woman's life.

what happens for the rest of the day.

and your cousins, and the guy that Robin thought was Neil Young.

Whoa. What the...?

The only problem?