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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Someone's in a life-and-death situation, and we're thinking:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I could sit on a porch and wrestle around...

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...and maybe even be part of a real bull session.

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After one date you try and improvise on a machine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and that way we can give Jerry a ride home.

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And?

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- What is that? - It's a lovely song.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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They want a take-charge guy, a colonel, a Kaiser, a czar.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I gave her an ultimatum, and there's nothing I can do. It's a machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Now what if she somehow gets away from you and is coming in?

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- A wuss? - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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A signal. Right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and you're drinking the exact product...

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...the least you could do is leave a note. It's common courtesy.

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And I don't go up.

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Yesterday, I'm a volcano.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Isn't that a coincidence?

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It's a freak thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...supposedly being very casual and witty?

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...and I won't stand for it.