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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Maybe a haircut and I don't know, maybe this and--

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.5s

That's good, isn't it? You have a happy and a healthy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.9s

Where am I gonna get a fat guy and a cannonball?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

1.9s

Insert a knife into the center and twist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...and I see Peggy using a seat protector.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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He has to do is count his blessings, say a prayer and he's done.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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That is not a good look for a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...and I ordered a pair of chinos from J. Crew.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3s

-And what a pretty radish rose, huh? -Well, thank you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Zephyr? That is not a word.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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So I'm glad we had a talk and worked this out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-What is this symbol? -It's a germ.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3s

And here's to David Puddy for helping me install a much-needed...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.3s

Is there some unresolved issue between you and Jason?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

4.2s

Well, female body is a work of art.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...and I've thought it over and you know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...and just...focus.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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A drafty apartment. A sweaterless friend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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That man is a step-skipper. He skips Step 9.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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But the thing you don't realize is there's good naked and bad naked.